I am a dog mom, knitter, crocheter, Interweb geek, and used-to-be waitress until an illness and sprained foot (that's a story in itself- don't try to break up bar fights, kids) left me unemployed.
Hello, domestic life.
I am fortunate to live in a house with my supportive Boyfriend and his two cats, but, man, this place comes with a learning curve. Trying to find a less labor intensive job, cooking, and cleaning is extra challenging when you have two aging female cats and an oversized Wishbone running rampant around the house:
Yes, that is a 40 lb Jack Russel Terrier mix. This is my child.
Phrases most commonly heard 'round these parts:
"Deacon, LEAVE IT!"
"No, you may not eat cat poop!"
"Ladies, share your food."
"Rara, stop stalking the sleeping dog!"
Remind me to recount the story of Superdog in a future post. D-dog and I are walking disasters and magnets for destruction (i.e. that one time a kid hit the front of the house WITH HIS CAR).
Watch as I fail hilariously at cooking, Pinterest projects, and general domestic disasters and mishaps!
Over and out!
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