Friday, July 15, 2016

On living up to my blog name...

I have been sleepwalking again.

I woke up this morning to a Boyfriend furious that I somehow managed to BREAK A DOOR.

It won't close properly. I could not even accomplish that while awake if I tried. Why was I trying to get outside? Why did I spill shit all over the floor?

I. have. no. earthly. idea.

How in the hell does one break a door? In their sleep!? It's like the Ambien Walrus paid me a visit when I haven't taken that shite since I drove in my sleep a few years ago.

True story.

I talk in my sleep, and apparently also do shit asleep when I'm highly stressed.

How does one deal with this, short of chaining myself to the bed?



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